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What is the best thing about a hearty Thanksgiving dinner? The leftovers of course. We’re poppin’ in Episode 13 of the BreadvRice podcast into the microwave and serving up a heaping portions of topics such as Thanksgiving Dinner, Black Friday Deals, and more.

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In Episode 12 of the BreadvRice Podcast, David and Dan discuss marriage - for those of you thinking that its time these two finally hammer out the details of their long overdue nuptial, remember that prop 8 is still tragically in affect. But enjoy the episode as our hosts gab over dream cakes and wedding singers.

its all about the Hamilton, baby.

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Here comes Bread v. Rice episode 11! Hot off the presses! That is, if printing presses were not doomed to obsolescence by the power of THE INTERNET (which is how you are getting this show). Its almost ironic, if I knew what the meaning of irony actually was.

We talk about vamps and tramps and David’s equally vampy/trampy comedy routine. Audio is pretty messed up, but remember there’s nowhere to go but up from here.

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When the trumpet of duty was sounded, our heroes soared blindly into action. Now that the justice has been preserved and the peace secured, our heroes find themselves back in front of the mics. It is evident by our heroes’ meandering through Episode 10 of the BreadvRice podcast, life as a civilian is difficult to adopt to after being where they’ve been and seeing what they’ve seen.

We pledge that future episodes will be more insightful and engaging, but for now - courage.

“If Machines ever decide to rise up against man, I hope they take out the Amish first - at least spare us the “I told you so”

the Fun Theory

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Weezer and Lil Wayne can’t stop partyin’ (partyin’)

Tale as Old as Time.

Kanye West and Spike Jonez just trying to have a conversation.

Second Chances


Some words have been so misused that they’ve been shamed into near extinction from their original intended use; for instance, the word segregation. It carries so much baggage when all it means is to separate; the definition doesn’t specify that it has to be groups of people. Its time we breath new life into the word segregate. Instead of buying dividers for your binder we can start buying segregators. To help keep our folders organized, have the writing paper in front and the construction paper in back.

“Doing stand up is a lot like a first date. I’m super nervous, I need to come up with lies that’ll get you to like me and I’m probably not going to call you afterwards.”

A strong opener
“When someone asks me what I want to be in life, I tell them I want to be white, so Asian girls would want to date me.”

new crowd pleaser

I wouldn’t trust the media