Episode 76
Bread v. Rice v. Gongs
Happy Lunar New Year. We celebrate the year of the Dragon with the traditional discussion of Nic Cage movies, obscure Simpsons references, and almost getting a DUI. Plus we may or may not offend the Chinese people. There’s also a gong. Chuc mung nam moi! Enjoy!
Direct Download | iTunes | RSS
Episode 75
Bread v. Rice v. Happy New Years!
All of us here at Bread v. Rice would like to wish you and yours a Happy New Year! All of us being Dan and David, and you and yours being the 3 people that listen to this. We know that the new year will present new challenges as well as new opportunities, so we made this podcast to give you some tips and advice on how to better yourself in twenty doez. (Tips and advice somewhere near the end I think, no promises. Most of it is just us talking to each other because we missed each other.)
Direct Download | iTunes | RSS
Episode 74
Bread v. Rice. v. Lists! LISTS! MORE LISTS!
This week we come to you prepared with lists galore. Everything from obscure holiday figures to stupid holiday gifts and everything in between. The lists are honestly not that funny, but with David and Dan at the helm what ISN’T funny?! This is also our longest show yet because we just don’t know how to say goodbye to each other.
Direct Download | iTunes | RSS
Episode 73
Bread v. Rice. v. Equal opportunity hating.
It almost seems like we go out of our way to offend people in this episode of the Bread v. Rice podcast. But at some point you have to figure that if you’re offending everyone, then you’re really offending no one. That’s how it works right? Whatever, in this episode Dan goes on a mini tirade about sports and David goes on a huge rant about Japanese food. Listen to find out how ignorant they really are.
Direct Download | iTunes | RSS
Episode 72
Bread v. Rice v. Relationship stuffz
This week it’s all relationship talk. Dan has an anniversary with his girlfriend and we talk bring up a list about the top 25 something something something relationships. Honestly I don’t know how we find these horrible lists, but this one is really no better than the last ones. Listen to Dan’s awesome anniversary stories and hate on this damn list. Also, amazon.com
Direct Download | iTunes | RSS
Episode 71
Bread v. Rice v. Dying in threes.
This episode we talk about people dying. Sounds morbid, but its actually pretty hilarious! We give shout outs to all the people who have passed this week in alphabetical order, starting with Aaron Aaronson who died of AIDS… a river of AIDS. We also touch on Occupy Wall Street and Qwickster. #iSad.
Direct Download | iTunes | RSS
Episode 70
Bread v. Rice v. Sex (with guests!)
Sex sells. This is always something we were always told, but were too uncomfortable to talk about it. In this episode we have a support group of friends and are ready to talk about sex, in a therapeutic and scientific way of course. Also, spoiler alert for Contagion and I Am Legend towards the end!
Direct Download | iTunes | RSS
Episode 69
Bread v. Rice v. Ex Husbands
We talk about the four R’s of an unsuccessful relationships. Anger, Boundaries, and Money. Yeah don’t ask me why those really don’t begin with the letter R. Hell, Money doesn’t even have an R in it. Read it yourself on HuffPo or just listen to us analyze the hell out of it for yucks.
Direct Download | iTunes | RSS
Episode 68
Bread v. Rice v. Big Girls
On this episode we wax poetic about fat girls. Well, not just any fat girl, but the fattest girl in the world. Don’t look down on her though, she’s looking to bust through some glass ceilings to become that fattest PERSON in the world. Think about what you’ve done for human beings as a race; now think about what she’s setting out to do. Truly heroic.
Direct Download | iTunes | RSS
Episode 67
Bread v. Rice v. Soulja Boy’s 55 Million Dollar Jet SON!
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles! What would you get if you had 55 Million dollars to spend? We would buy a handcart, but to be fair we would get a 35 Million dollar handcart and just use the rest of that money to bling it out. We also talk about some tech bullshit. Tell’em Soulja boy…
Direct Download | iTunes | RSS
Episode 66
Bread v. Rice v. Crime
In this podcast, our hosts discuss the recent crime spree has infected the Bay Area. Which Bay Area? Apparently, there’s more than one. If you live in the one we’re talking about, then beware! Otherwise, go on about your day - best way to do that is by listening to the show.
Direct Download | iTunes | RSS
Episode 65
Bread v. Rice v. Flipping a Coin
Sometimes you just have to trust your decisions to a game of chance. Like with this podcast, will you listen? Heads for listen to this podcast, tails for MAKE LOVE to this podcast. Grab that coin and lets go.
Direct Download | iTunes | RSS
Episode 64
Bread v. Rice v. 4th of July Weekend
Hello loyal listeners! This week’s podcast features the excitement from the 2011 4th of July weekend - a weekend of psychic premonitions, homo eroticism and blackouts. Happy Belated Birthday America!
Direct Download | iTunes | RSS
Episode 63
Bread v. Rice v. Vietnam
I find it hard to believe that we haven’t touched on the v. Vietnam aspect before, but here we are. This encyclopedic (wikipedic?) episode of the Bread v. Rice podcast takes our friends through a virtual journey of their homeland. Come join us for facts, fun, and picking up phone calls!
ALSO! We now have direct downloads and an RSS feed you can use to subscribe in iTunes.
Direct Download | iTunes | RSS
Episode 62 Part IV
Bread v. Rice v. Yo dawg I heard you like your self, so I put yourself in yourself so you can fuck yourself.
Have you seen The Time Travelers Wife? Yes? Well have you READ The Time Travelers Wife?! We have (not)! Listen in for the facts.
Direct Download | iTunes | RSS
